still trying

for as many people that do this on a day to day, hour to hour basis, i really thought i would be able to pick it up quicker. however, ive had a lot of difficulty with figuring out just how this thing works. especially with the images. joey doesnt seem to have a problem at all. and maybe its technology coming back around to bite me in the butt, striking vengence for my all too often denial of its allure. but i own a microwave. a toaster. even a little hand held mini dvd player. and i am an avid computer user. in fact, i spend way too much time using my computer. what else could technology want? my blood? my tears? my first born? my soul? yes, thats it. my soul. and yours too. because not only is technology a bastard, but he is a melodramatic one at that. and if technology had a face, who do you think he would look like? you hear that satan is a beautiful being, and i cant help but think that technology has a pretty decent mugg, too. you need something really pretty to mask all that evil. i dunno. jeff goldbloom might play a good "technology" in a sunday afternoon movie. not that he is pretty. or even man-pretty. he just, ah, yes, ah, um, slipped, no, popped, into my, er, head, yes, cranial cav-i-ty? (thats my best jeff goldblum impression). hey, you didnt pay any admission for this show, so quiet complaining. you know where the door is. you dont have to see, or read, my goldblum impressions. or my charlie sheens. not that i am doing charlie sheen. or would even know where to begin. oh, i have one of those cool toaster ovens, too. a good friend gave it to me. i like making pillsbury straight from the freezer biscuits in it.