18 March 2005

billy shakes...

i prithee, most vile macbeth, thane of cawdor, to place thy red lips upon my shiny white arse. for there has been a raucous rebellion within the ranks of mine wards and subjects, and tis thee who has roused it so. may the night not deliver thee rest and may nature plague thine author- th'inventor of pedagogical gall and academic disdain.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, what a mouthfull...

3/18/2005 02:01:00 PM  
Blogger Leah said...

you're blaming poor old shakespeare because your students aren't motivated? for shame!

nicely worded, though! read a few more plays, and you'll have the elizabethan lingo down pat...

3/20/2005 03:05:00 PM  

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