still in love...

3 out of the 4 or 5 of you out there who read this blog might remember an important date, a date that will remain forever in my heart and memory, the day that valentines came late, june 10th. summer had begun, the birds were singing, the sun was shining and there was a cool breeze in the air. life was good, i had a spring in my step, and cupid was steady with his bow. june 10th was the day that i fell in love. i fell hard for donna johns. oh, donna johns.

i have been ridiculed for my passion and undying affection, yet i will not fail to dote on the beautiful brunette of '68 and proclaim my unabashed obsessive fixation from the highest mountain tops. but what is it that spurns me to write about mi bella donna today? well, i found a new photograph of donna today in one of the books i am archiving at work. isn't my decade-transcending-imaginary-girlfriend just the most? check her out.



and joey, dont get the wrong idea, buddy. she's all mine, and if you try anything i'll kick your ass.

tomorrow im gonna bring some scissors and cut out her picture and take her on a date. i think we might go to sonic for a malt and some tater tots. then if i'm lucky she'll let me take her out to the car park at the damn so we can steam up the windows.