and the popcorn will have extra butter at no cost

in an email exchange today my friend chris roberts wrote this:

One of the best things about Heaven, I believe, is the theater in which you learn all the stuff you didn't know when you were here. I'll hit the matinee to see what Jonah saw inside the whale, or learn what Kay Harris was really thinking when she broke up with me in 10th grade -- in my brother's car on Homecoming, after I'd paid for the corsage, the game, the meal, etc.

Or imagine asking: "Jesus, what was the 43rd nastiest thing I ever ate? I'm pretty sure I can't handle knowing about the first 42."

"And He shall wipe away our tears," it says in Revelation, so I assume it means he'll work on my gag reflex, too.