Today, a transformation was realized. I have become a true
Washingtonian.
Whilst riding my bike home from the office with tie still tied, perfect dimple still in place under a perfectly
triangled half-
windsor knot, i had an exciting celebrity sighting. Somewhere along Pennsylvania Ave, maybe around 12
th Street, I saw James A. Baker. He was crossing Penn, alone, and talking on his cell. I craned my neck to look backward as I passed him, slowing my speed to get as long a glimpse as possible, then was forced to swerve to keep from colliding with a parked
Chevy. What made seeing Mr. Baker even more exciting is the fact that I had just spent last Saturday night listening to his "10 Maxims for U.S. Foreign Policy" speech as it was broadcast from the Library of Congress on
CSPAN radio.
That's right friends, this time last year I was bemoaning
periwinkle nooses, and now I'm spending my Saturday nights at home alone with
CSPAN radio broadcasts of foreign policy addresses. Oh, how life changes.
And Joe, so you know, James A. Baker is a former Secretary of State and was Ronald Reagan's Chief of Staff. Last year he was the co-chair of the Iraq Study Group, and he's got more cool than Chris Cornell.